Blackberry, I’m one of the restless cattle

Just read a very interesting analysis (which seems to really be lacking in so much of what you read on the web (including sometimes here)) on RIM, their BlackBerry suite of products and while they might look good on paper, the writing is on the wall that they have some real issues ahead of them.

I’d highly recommend reading it.

And as one of the ‘restless cattle’, I have to agree with the fundamentals of how it feels to use a BlackBerry.

When I got my Curve — I felt so lucky and I loved it. But since then, it’s become slow, painful to use and I haven’t seen a lot of innovation to make it worth upgrading and locking in another 2 years with VZW.

What would I suggest to fix their platform? It’s not as wide spread as Michael Mace suggests but I think it’s in the same spirit.

1) Fix App World.

The experience totally sucks and after getting an app installed, instead of feeling great and wondering what else I could download/buy like I do in iTunes, I feel like I just went 15 rounds on the heavy bag, my arms are dead and I don’t even want to be using my phone any more.

Discovery. Miserable.

Installing. Painful.

Updates. Not working.

2) Make messaging better

Messaging, what was RIM’s bread and butter has changed drastically over the past 10 years. It’s no longer just email but now SMS, FB, Twitter, etc. And in those messages, it’s no longer just about text — it’s about images.

a) Make it way easier to message to any platform you want faster and better on Blackberry and do not make it feel like a bolt on.

b) Images –

Getting them: don’t make me download them all as attachments one at a time, just get them, I want them. And for all of those who say you can configure, blah blah blah.  Out of the box.  This is how a BlackBerry should work, not how it can be configured to work.

Sending them: Almost brings my BB to my knees and it doesn’t work well. Fix it.

3) App Mgmt and Thrash.

Make it easier to move, manage, delete the apps I have. Make configuring them make sense rather than look like a DOS prompt and if an App is thrashing and killing my battery — help me identify that and kill it.

c)

Tapping into some serious passion

Amazing. foursquare is simply amazing.  After getting an astronaut to check in from space last week, you just had to be impressed. That’s some amazing pull — I wonder if they’ve tried to figure out if that’s the most expensive check in ever (although I hear a Donald Trump Check-in coming on strong).

Then, while flying out to SF, I manage to unlock the ‘Mile High Badge.’  Within in 5 minutes, I’ve got a friend request and messages from two people over in Asia who want me to ‘help’ them unlock the badge.

That’s Badge-sanity!

k———- sent you a message.

Subject:  foursquare

“hey there, im kimberly. can you do me a favour? is there by any chance you help me unlock the mile high badge on foursquare for me?i’ll give you my ID. if you do unlock it for me, maybe i could give you at least 5 badges. thanks in advance.please let me know soon.”

That’s amazing. Forget that it was probably midnight local time when I checked in — the badge fever is just really impressive.

Caught that Dennis C was on the Fortune 40 under 40 to watch. And it’s clear that he and foursquare crew really should be someone to watch.

Team Coco is Rocking it

I mentioned a while back ‘WTF‘ was going on over at NBC back when they couldn’t get their glasses on straight enough to figure out that they were blowing it with Conan O’Brien.

Then he had an epic last show that was absolutely phenomenal and since then — Conan O’Brien has been lighting the entire world wide web on fire.

Now, he’s going to crowd source his first guest (or at least get tons of buzz pretending to)! Amazing. So a show that was so stuck on the blade due to NBC seemingly holding it down there under the guise of  ‘protecting’ rather than refreshing the ‘Tonight Show’ brand.

Conan is rocking the blade and ready to slay late night TV.

Mr. Hero — Gmail has your (slightly creepy) answer

Mr. Hero — Google has stepped and released (at least to one of my gmail accounts) their Priority inbox.

It does exactly what you seem to want but for me, it’s getting a little too far into the ‘ich’ factor for me.

I’m kind of thinking gmail knows too much about me and I’m thinking about dumping the service all together.

Green eggs and spam

Is email marketing SOTB?  It must be given that my inbox is completely flooded with email not only from amazon.com but from a prince from Africa who wants my bank account information to deposit a zillion dollars.  There’s a difference between email marketing that you want and email marketing that just gets sent.  DailyCandy and Thrillist are great examples of marketing that you want but the challenge (and a common theme on SOTB) is separating the signal from the noise in your inbox.  We just scan our inbox and look for email that is relevant and skip/filter everything else rarely deleting anything. So who’s going to invent the “smart inbox”? The inbox that detects the pattern of what you read or click and then auto-puts those emails on the top of the stack in the future.  Everything else goes into the “read later” zone. Mister Zero or Pink please make this.

Two wrongs don’t make a right

Reading the Wall Street Journal yesterday and was shocked (!) to read the movie industry is about to make another big misstep.

After getting all jazzed about 3-D, etc and getting all of their horses hitched to that wagon, they now are off trying to hope a law is changing (or being reinterpreted — I don’t really care) that would allow them to put ‘New Releases’ out in the VOD market at a premium price — $25!

Are you kidding? Part of the reason movie goers shell out $25 for two people to see a movie is the *huge* screen, major sound and the experience.

I know that home theaters are getting more and more sophisticated, but $25 for a rental.

That’s just not going to happen and if it did – guess what? They will be killing off the movie theater, who’s business model is already not that great so where will they even be able to play the movies in the first place and how will they be able to measure ‘opening weekend?’

VOD is a pain — especially for the pure THX, Blu-Ray type of experience.  VOD really should be named Video on 45 minutes after my download buffers enough so I can watch it.

Not a fan.

Unfortunately, You know what’s Stuck?

Typically, I try and stay away from posting on the weekend, but this just seemed right.  Unfortunately, you know what’s stuck on the blade? The World Trade Center site.  I know this is a very sensitive issue, but it is true. There is no way that in any of the rebuilding presentations and plans that were presented in the years after this horrible tragedy said 9 years down the road, we would be so far from rebuilding, and that’s hurting us in so many ways.

For the folks that lost someone — they are stuck coming back to the same day with not enough progress.

And for the rest of us, there is nothing positive to rally behind and help out those who are still really hurting from the loss of a loved one.

And to put it into context, go back to September 10, 1992.  Do you remember what you were doing that day? Regardless, even if that day was a horrible one for you personally, perhaps even more horrible that Sept 11th, 2001, you probably had healed better and further along in those 9 years that we have in the past 9.

Back!

After a bit of “summering” peppered with really hard-work too Zero and Hero are back for weekly doses of SOTB topics. Get ready to strap-in!

Android is buckling in it’s openness

Hola. I’ve been summering well, but just caught this video on CNET TV today.

I was calling this issue with the Android ecosystem for 6 8 months now.  Great to see my views hitting the big time media market on CNET TV.

Summer is for reading

Hope Summer is treating everyone well. Mr. Hero and I are having a killer summer so far. Every once in a while, it’s worth interrupting summer to post something.

This time — It’s for Amazon coming out with their new Kindle.  Finally, I think they’ve really ‘got’ it and I’m going to want to pull the trigger.

It of course has unleashed a flurry of ‘why bother’, ‘Doesn’t the iPad kill this business’ but a couple of thoughts:

  1. Have you held an iPad for a while? Too heavy.
  2. Have you tried to read your iPad with any back glare (It has the same issues as Macs — those brilliant screens kick off an amazing glare and I get sick of seeing myself.
  3. The best quote in the NYT about this. “If I’m going on a 10-mile run,” he says, “I want a really well-designed pair of running shoes instead of Converse high-tops.” Another example is cameras. “As good as the technology in my phone camera is, when my son has his third birthday party, I’ll use my 35mm S.L.R.,”So well put.

But what I find amazing that Amazon doesn’t seem to be highlighting — ‘WhisperSync‘  This is an amazing technology that let’s you read your book on your Kindle, then pick up for a few quick pages on your iPhone while on your way to work, then at the office during lunch on your desktop and then back home you know exactly where you are.

Amazing.

The reason they aren’t making a big deal about it? I’ve got to guess it’s because what they are doing now is just the tip of the iceberg and a lot more is coming.